• *house phone rings*
  • Me: no
  • elementary school: I went to bed at 10
  • everyone: omg thats so cool
  • middle school: I went to bed at 10
  • everyone: wow loser
  • high school: I went to bed at 10
  • everyone: omg luckyyyy
  • college: I went to bed at 10
  • everyone: is that even possible

snorlaxatives:

THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

  • sext: i just bought us music festival tickets